3/17/2024 0 Comments Gap in teeth roastsHer rolls of fat swaying and crashing like a Japanese tsunami. Stopping only to feed every 10 minutes, and make one sitcom decades ago. Her gnarled cow-like hooves crushing and destroying everything in her path. Her glowing red eyes striking terror in the heart of anyone unfortunate enough to look in her hideous face. “Rozilla! Stomping through Hollywood for decades, breathing fire from her hairy snout burning bridge after bridge. Her sharp yellow teeth can take a man’s arm off in one bite if you’re foolish enough to try and feed the beast her mountain of pork cracklings and one Slim-Fast candy bar. Rozilla: She’s been described as being covered with a thick layer of scaly gray skin, emitting a strong disgusting odor of taco grease and ass cheese. And like most monsters, she goes by one name. “Tonight, we honor a monster in the entertainment industry. When Comedy Central looked at this stage, they said, ‘We just don’t have enough washed-up, repugnant, drug-addicted, menopausal has-beens. “Carrie Fisher, thank you for visiting us from the past. And Brad says, ‘I can’t believe I’m letting a leprechaun fuck me in the ass.’ Then Mario Cantone says, ‘I can’t believe you thought I was a leprechaun.’” I want a hit sitcom on Fox.’ The little fellow says, ‘For that, you’ll have to let me screw you in the ass.’ Next thing you know, he’s banging away at Brad Garrett’s gritty bunghole. He grabs the leprechaun and says, ‘I’ve caught you. But like a lot of stories out of Germany, those numbers are probably inflated, if not a complete hoax.” Brad Garrett “You know, I’ve always heard that David Hasselhoff has sold millions in Germany. Provided you’re not among the fainthearted, see how he unmercifully took apart the celebrity targets below… David Hasselhoff In fact, his lines at these roasts were the stuff of comedy legend - and as filthy, mean-spirited and offensive as ever. Sure, Jeffrey Ross might more often than not be the official Roastmaster General of the Comedy Central Roasts, but it’s hard not to think of Gilbert Gottfried as its unofficial maestro.
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